weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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