I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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