I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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