so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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