I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Drake has all the answers
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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