hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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