No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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