it glows. i had to have it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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