Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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