Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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