That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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