My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
We have started to decorate penises.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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