operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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