The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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