drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
