omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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