if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just had sex bonerless
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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