its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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