East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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