sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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