i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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