and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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