therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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