i don't like sucking hair
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You are a genius and a whore.
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