I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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