Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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