i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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