I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
