Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
