D3 body, D1 cock
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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