She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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