no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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