why didn't you poke me back
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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