I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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