..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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