You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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