Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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