absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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