To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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