"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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