There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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