I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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