I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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