When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Dick very happy bro
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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