They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
We are all done wearing pants today
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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