she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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