i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize