I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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