take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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