butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
that's an acceptable place to lick
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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