Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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