Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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