My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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