I forgot how hot balto sounded
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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