I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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