Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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