My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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